Words to Live By

Often times I come across great phrases or "motivational" images, but I don't share them like I should. So here it is, the first installment of Words to Live By:

"A budget is an orderly way of realizing you cannot live on what you earn."

Also, about a month ago, I walked up to the "snack cabinet" here in the office (full of everything we ate in our lunches as kids, but wouldn't dare eat now, all for 50 cents each), and found this sign:

(It is way more hilarious if you say it in your head with your best Dr. Phil impersonation.)

WARNING! - GUYS, ALTHOUGH YOU MAY THINK IT IS FUNNY AND WOULD ONLY DO IT AS A JOKE, DO NOT HANG THIS UP ON THE FRIDGE OR IN THE PANTRY. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BEATING YOU WOULD DESERVEDLY RECEIVE.